She stared at the stick in horror, “surprise, I’m pregnant,” she thought to herself. This wouldn’t be so utterly horrifying if she hadn’t just ended her 2-year engagement. Oh god, this is going to tie me to the cheating liar for the next 18 years … no for a lifetime … oh geez, I will never be free of him … my poor baby is going to be saddled with this loser as a dad, wait, my baby … my baby!!! I’m having a baby!!! Don’t worry sweetie, she said talking to her fetus, we are going to be just fine!
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